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if someone, especially a woman, is on the shelf, they are not married and people now believe they are too old to get married I was afraid.
my daughter would never find a husband, that she'd be left on the shelf.
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The female gluteal fold that shows itself when wearing a pair of fine ass jorts. (Underass equivalent of the underboob).
Yo, me and my bros, Eddie, Wood, and Buddy were opening up a set around Budapest on independence day and popped from 6 to midnight from all the shelf milling about.
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An ass that utterly defies gravity
<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.
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to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
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alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus
hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one
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