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verb, shit dicking, shit dicked
1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.
2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.
1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.
2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.
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An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.
Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.
An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.
Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*
When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick
Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks
A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
Some dumb asshole.
Hey shit dick, you finally graduate high school?
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the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.
man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.
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