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Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
Phrase used when suprised by some bad news or shocking event.
Tom: "Hey man, hows it going?"
Richie: "Wassup bud, i'm bitchin tar mucker"
Tom: "Woah shit man! watch out for that rollerblading T-Rex!"
Richie: "SHIT A DOG that was close!"
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when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.
shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"
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Detroit slang term for a large stack of cash, usually between $10-50k
“I carry dog shit I don’t need no fuckin wallet” -Baby Smoove
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1) Something that is worthless and of inferior quality.
2) Fecal excrement left by a dog.
(At the annual town chili festival)
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
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Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.
Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?
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