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The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.
Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.
Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."
drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself
Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."
Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt
Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.
When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!
Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!
A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered
I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..
the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place
Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!
To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.
Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered
(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered
Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!