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At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.
So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted shmeg cheese sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.
Slang for smegma. First originated in Essex England from a blonde teen boy that likes to copy cows and what they do.
Yo you cleaned your Shmeg off your cow.
A different breed of bitch that lurks around a warehouse
Shmeg shlongman is a bitch
a person whos a different breed of bitch inside a warehouse
that person is a shmeg shlongman
A stupid bitch from an Amazon warehouse that no one likes
Shmeg shlongman is an absolute bitch
When one is both drunk and high at the same time.
What did you do friday?
I got shmegged!