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A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.
I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.
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Remembery loss (amnesia) is unusual forgetfulness. You may not be able to remember new events, recall one or more memories of the past, or both. The remembery loss may be for a short time and then resolve (transient). Or, it may not go away, and, depending on the cause, it can get worse over
I have short term remembery loss and I don't remember anything
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When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.
I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.
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When you show your friend a meme for what you think is the first time, but they inform you that its actually third time in the last couple days and you wonder if you've got dementia.
You: Check out this spicy/dank meme my guy.
Friend: Breh this youve already shown me this.
You: must be the short term meme-ory loss acting up again.
a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption
Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?
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What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.
Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."