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An object commonly used to hit children when they are not following proper authority.
Billy, if you don't get out of the shed this instant, imma fuck up your face with this here shovel.
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Verb - When two grown men spoon
Edwardo and Stuart were seen shoveling shortly after pleasuring each other under the stars
(noun) tool traditionally used for digging but also works well for shutting annoying people up.
(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't stfu so I was forced to whack him in the face with my shovel.
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When one's face is deformed in an odd manner, giving the impression that they were hit in the face repeatedly with a shovel causing such a strange face shape or appearance.
Have you seen that girl with the crooked teeth and messed up jaw? And he nose like bends to the right a little?
Yeah, she looks like she was taken to her backyard and shoveled to the face a few times as a kid.
Yeah, she's definitely a shovel!
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Intimate, yet rapid hand movement made between a naked man and woman, made whilst bathing in a room filled with unsuspecting witnesses in the absence of any forgiving bathing paraphernalia such as bubble bath ....
Yeah she got that limp shovelling
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The Shovel or Shoveling is the contra to "putting the pussy on the pedestal." Shoveling is a technique to make girls want you. In order to shovel a girl what you have to do is act disinterested in that girl. Shoveling is a more advanced male version of playing hard to get. This is an affective way to drive even the hottest girls crazy because everyone knows that what girls want most is what they cant have, and the hotter the girl the more effective the Shoveling is.
One way to "Shovel" a girl is say your texting her. Start out just normally texting her but then slowly wait longer and longer to text her back; wait five minutes for a couple texts then maybe ten or twenty then wait around two hours or so to text back. The real key is to act like you have better things to do then talk to and think about her. I can guarantee that the entire time you are not texting her back all she'll be able to do is think about what you're doing and why you aren't texting back. This will absolutely make her crazy for you, and if you don't belive me explain this to any girl you know and she'll confirm everything about The Shovel.
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to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.
john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"
paul : "every day im shoveling!"
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