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When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.
Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.
Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.
John: You probably won't need sex for another month
Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy
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The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.
Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.
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When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.
Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?
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A sexual act in which the dude wraps his dick with an ice pack for 20 mins, then uses his ice-cold cock to bang the chick.
"I gave that bitch a siberian fishstick last night, and she was complaining about frostbite all morning."
1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.
2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.
From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (ะกะธะฑะธััะบะธะต ะณะฐัััะพะปะธ).
- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*
An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night
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A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.
If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.
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