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A computerized human who can only respond "i didnt get that modafuka" to your questions.
Hey Siri, wut up home boy? "I didnt get that modafuka."
A Sirie is a person who is kind and considerate and will do anything for her loved ones. She tends to be one of the prettiest women to walk the earth. She tends to get wrapped up in many different things and finds herself in a bind. With the help with her friends she can conquer anything. She is easy to talk to and has a beautiful spirit about her. She has her own values and holds strong to them.
Sirie is generous kind and loving.
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a voice activated search engine for apple. you say “hey siri” and she comes up where you can ask her anything..
usually she doesn’t understand much or do anything more than waste your time yelling “hey siri” into your phone.
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A thick redhead pornstar with big boobs and a fat ass
I could play with Siri all day and never get tired.
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Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.
you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.
Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"
Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."
Me- "I knew it! You slut!"
Siri- "Language!"
Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."
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