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A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.
I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro
The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.
Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.
The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.
Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.
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To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.
Imm finna call Jerry up and have him do the ultimate sit-up. Make sure you dont whipe your ass.
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When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack
Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up
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n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.
"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."
"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."
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while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world
to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"
perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"
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