Skitz

The guy who always freaks out over the smallest thing, very irrational.

Me: " Hey my girlfriends coming over, mind if we use the living room for the afternoon"?
The Skitz: " UHHHH, YeAH yeah bUt aAHHH this is where i study because i need direct sun light for my energy levels to be right, and if i don't have it then ill fail the test for sure man, like you know? man, YOU KNOW?.........

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skitz

Threatning to beat someone up. said with an aggresive tone

Watch yaself or im gonna go skitz on y0 Arse mofo!

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Skitz

The act of pretending to have two personalities, Some may really have schizophrenia, but most dont go into deeper details.

Mike/Jim): "Hey matt could you help? Jim keeps bothering me!"

Jim/Mike): "No Im not! he Dumped my Girlfriend!"

Matt): "Skitz Leave me Be!"

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skitz

Wiping your finger on your sweaty ass/balls/vagine/underarm and then wiping it under an unknowing persons nose.

He was just standing in the line at the bank and I gave him a skitz.

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skitz

Out of order, tight, mean,

If someone had beat up an old lady for no reason, I'd say ' Woah man, that is skitz'

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Skitz

A faggot, seriously imbalanced, pwns j00

I like to skitz your dog

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skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"