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Where you ask all of the McDonald’s workers to shit and then they prepare that large lump of shit as a Big Mac
Went to maccies last night lad. the best Slovakian McDonald’s I’ve ever had
When you're giving a guy head but before you suck it you grab a cheese grader and shred his cock
I gave my boyfriend the best slovakian blowjob last night
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A typical slovakian prank, in which watermelon gets covered by shit after being put into a toilet.(often public toilets)
Hey, im feeling bored, let's slovakian watermelon our school.
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When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.
Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!
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When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.
I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.
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A singular ruthless assasin of Minnesota. Hails from Slovakia and is known for his depraved actions and utter hatred for mankind. Allied with Chemical Erik.
"The Slovakian Slayer left 18 dead bodies around the compound seized for Chemical Erik's nefarious employment."
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