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Slow Your Roll

A phrase used to put someone in check after a rude or illogical comment.

"Slow Your Roll" Example

Girl to Coach: Does this student trainer know what she doin'?

Student trainer: Girl you need to slow yo roll, you must not know that I work here. I'M GROWN!!!

Girl: I didn't expect that.

Now "Grown Trainer": I bet you didnt...now get outta my class!

Class: oooooh

by BestFlyer March 13, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slow your rolls

An impolite denial to a fat person by an uninterested party that is way out of their league. This applies to both male and female situations.

Fat guy: "Hey, we should go out some time..."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."

by November6 August 16, 2009

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slow your rolls

Used primarily toward another person whom is over-eager, or overly active in speech and gesture.

"take it easy big fella" or "slow down, you hyperactive wacko"

by KP December 30, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slow your roll

Back off, mind your own business, shut up, bug out, get lost, go away, zip your lip, hush up, put a sock in it

Slow your roll: I have a juicy bit of gossip to tell you.

by Hay Stack August 29, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up

slow your roll, sparkle

by jackbut77 March 8, 2015


Slow your roll

A reddit meme

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.

by trinkeMilch December 17, 2015

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slow your rolls

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

by JH January 25, 2005

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