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small penis

something that you probably have if youre on urban DICKtionary (i just came up with that omg)

"man, just by looking at him, you know hes got a small penis!"

by b for bitch March 27, 2021

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small penis

To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.

Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."

Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"

Jenny: "6 by 5.5."

Rick: "That's just the right size!"

Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."

by Amanda Oakes June 23, 2010

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Small Penis

A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".

Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."

by Prince Myst December 20, 2007

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Small Penis

What You Have.

ayy girl i have a small penis

by el ohssa June 21, 2017

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Small PENIS

What I have

I HAVE A small PENIS

by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 July 1, 2019

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Small penis

A guy named Dawson

Tries to stick it in Hannah but she doesn't like small penis

by Connor mcvoy March 10, 2016

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Small Penis

Deagan Martinovic

Deagan has a very small penis

by Cocomelon007 May 15, 2022