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when severely drunk, barely able to function
Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!
An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN
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To have hard, vigorous sex with a person.
John: "I'm gonna smash your back end out."
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!