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To cancel on someone at the last moment, often without notice
I can't be bothered to go tonight, I'm just going to Smitty this one out.
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The most American title a Smith can be bestowed. This was created when a certain sect of the Smith family that formed in the early 1900s after an extremely American boy was born to an extremely American family. He had many children, the oldest of which passed on this nickname of Americanness and passed it down to his son, who had earned the title at only fourteen. Many claim this title, but there is only one Smitty family.
Andre: Wow, Smitty's so American. He does things normal people find fucked up and isn't afraid of admitting it.
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Saggy Man Titties.
A.K.A. Moobs (Man Boobs)
Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.
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A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs
Man that smitty is really getting into it
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used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher
also someone who tries to masturbate in class
Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"
Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"
Bob: "You're such a smitty!"
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Fucked upppppppp
Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.
I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.
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Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.
Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)
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