the snail

when u take "A" nut and roll it to the top of your penis....then if u look at it from the side it should resemble a snail....if it doesn't your probably jewish.

Matt: hahah yoo guys look its the snail!!!!
Jake:LMFAO!!
Joe:look at mine!
(everyone):tht doesnt look like a snail....you kno what tht means
Joe: FUCK
Matt:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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snail

A turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail's circular shell.

that snail is laggy piece of shit

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Snail

To eat out a pussy then leaving left over vaginal mucus, a girl will rub her pussy along your body leaving a trail of "slime" similar to a snail.

BRO- my girlfriend did the snail on me last night it was totally tubular

chick- omg id totally snail brad pitt

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Snail

An attractive girl who is interested in having sex at any given time. A hot version of a skank.

Reason: Girls get wet and leave snail trails... ie: they are "snails."

"jonny you need to get to this party asap, it's crawling with snails"

"man you should've seen this snail. she gave me a throbbing blue steel the cat wouldn't scratch. i was about to fold her in half squishy side out right there at the library."

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Snailed

after cumming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your penis down her cheek creating a cum trail know as a ''snail trail'

pastense-hey man i totally snailed the shit out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back......."SNAILLED IT!!!"

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the shit out of her

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snail

(from snail mail)

(v.) to send (a letter, card, or package) via physical mail; to mail or post (a tangible object) using a postal service. Bills and junk mail are perhaps the most common items snailed, but people snail personal letters and items as well.

I snailed my aunt a CD of Richard Clayderman, her favorite pianist.

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The Snail

The game "War Thunder" is made by a company called Gaijin Entertainment, this phrase is usually the mascot of the game as the companies logo is a snail.

The players of War Thunder say
The Snail wants their money and controls the game, making the game biased for a certain country in the game which is Russia/USSR. This phrase is called "Russian Bias". Gaijin makes the russians biased since they are russian.

John: It owns you, The Snail wants your money.
T-80BVM: *tank noises*