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When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...
You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?
Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?
Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz
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To clasp a third parties nose shut for greater than eight seconds to prevent extreamly loud snoring
Steve was snoring extreamly loud.
Karl said, "dude, stop that mother fucker from snoring"
John held Steve's nose shut for 8 seconds.
Lands said, "shit man, you have just gave him the rodeo snore"
The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.
I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.
A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.
I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.
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when your girl is sleeping; place your sack on her nose making sure you cover both nostrils forcing her to breathe through her mouth resulting in her snoring.
hey frank, i gave your mom a dirty snore last night.
The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.
I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.
When you snore so much at night, you wake up with sore throat.
I had way too much to drink last night and woke up with a wicked snore throat.
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