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When a girl is sucking your balls and your dick lays on her face. So it looks like shes using a snorkel. Works better if she looks at you in the face.
Your mom: Gurgle gurgle snorkel
Me: What? I cant understand you, you're underwater.
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Much like a blumpkin (a man receiving a blow job while sitting upon a toilet, passing feces.) A snorkel is when a man has vaginal sex with a female, while she herself is using the toilet, passing feces. The man's penis is submerged below the toilet seat level, with the rest of his body on the outside of the toilet.
Mr. Testy: Hey Timmy, why do you keep scratching your penis?
Timmy: Well Mr. Testy, last night my girlfriend and I were horny, but she had to take a poop, so to save time, I had sex with her while she was pooping. It's called a snorkel sir.
Mr. Testy: Ah, a snorkel, brilliant!
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This advanced sexual maneuver begins with two men in a bathtub filled with warm water, preferably around 85 degrees fahrenheit. One of the men dons a mask, snorkel, and swim fins, and manually stimulates the other man's penis with both hands until it ejaculates underwater. He then dips the open end of his snorkel deep below the surface, and sucks up the clouds of liquid before they have time to dissolve, swallowing them whole.
"Oh, and Carlos left a message for you. Something about going snorkeling later."
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The act of when you are having sex and are about to cum; you pull out, close one of your partners nostrils, and blow your load into the open nostril.
I was fucking this girl last night, and to end the affair i took her snorkeling
A male-on-male prank. When someone creeps up on someone sleeping and places his balls on their eye lids and lays their penis over their nose and mouth, like a Snorkel.
Guy A: Dude, dave totally gave bill a Snorkel last night.
Guy B: lmao, what a homo!
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The covering up of an erection by tucking it into the waist band of your trousers, sometimes the tip of the snorkle (purple helmet) is revealed when a person raises there arms and the t-shirt rises. Snorkeling is mostly used by by secondary school children trying to hide an erection of their class crush.
The new science teacher is so hot, snorkeling was the only option to walk across the classroom without my trouser bulge being spotted.
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The act of holding your breath while drinking liquid out of a girl's vagina.
Excuse me miss. I have terminal hiccups, and the only cure is to go snorkeling in your privates
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