Snuggie

a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?

mom can i get a snuggie? no just get a blanket loser.

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snuggy

A condom. So named because its use implies that the wearer is well endowed (hence, it fits snugly).

Oh, man. I was this close to getting laid, but neither of us had a snuggy.

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snuggie

The hero of the trees. SAVE A TREE WEAR A SNUGGIE
comes in great colors like

kkk red
grandma blue
or the ever popular dylan bean green.

Are you drunk?
of course you are you are wearing a snuggie.

Hunny dont go near that man hes wearing a snuggie!

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Snuggie

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!

Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah

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snuggy

Another term for a "wedgie" or "melvin" that was commonly used in the '70's, to describe what happens when your shorts get pulled up into the crack of your butt.

I hate wearing boxers because they bunch up around my crotch and give me a snuggy.

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snuggy

Term of endearment for an extremely cuddly significant other.

I can't wait to come home so I can snuggle my snuggy in bed.

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Snuggy

Pulling up someone else's underwear in a considerate manner, thereby creating A snug atmosphere for one's genitals. A gentle, comfortable wedgie.

I gave Bill Clinton a snuggy and I could tell he was comfortable

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