sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!

Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...

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soberated

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

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soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.

" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"

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Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

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Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

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Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.

Sober

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Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.

I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.

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