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A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
"Southern belle ain't nothing but a trick, nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch" - Ice Cube
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a woman who knows how to cater to her man and let him be in control of her, while maintaining her natural charm.
I don't get no complaints out of my southern belle, fo sho.
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a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman
Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course
John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?
Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep
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newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.
scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.
the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
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the act of waving a duvet around like Scarlet O'Hara when lying in bed after letting a really wet, warm, loud and smelly fart. The waving around of the duvet adds to the comedy but also helps to spread the smell. While speaking in a Southern American accent. saying such phrases as, see examples. all of this is done while blaming your girl/boyfriend.
woowee, I do declare ive gone and made a southern belle of myself.
somebody bakin brownies? smells just like a southern belle.
somebody better get me some lemonade to wash away this southern belle.
its mighty warm in here, warmer than a southern belle.
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The competition between two Southern belles to impress a native of the North.
Angela is a victim of Southern Belle Syndrome. She totally sabotaged me when I was introduced to that new transfer student from Columbia!!
Shaking legs side to side and letting your balls swing.
You ever ring the southern bell.
Ringing the southern bell on a hot day.