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southern bell

n. 1. Generally rung for dinner in the south, where the practice is that the men work in the fields while the women fix meals and alert the men using said object.
2. the other motivation for coming in from the fields.

1. i had to ring the southern bell several times before you made it in from the back 40.
2. my southern bell is the only reason i come home in the evening..

by Roystus February 20, 2004

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southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 26, 2004

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southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

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Southern Belle

A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.

...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.

When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.

Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.

"Southern belle ain't nothing but a trick, nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch" - Ice Cube

by 800Wmarietta September 3, 2014

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southern bell

An extremely rich, haughty, arrogant, classy southern lady. She proudly traces her ancestry back to some prestigeous slaveholding family.

My girlfriend from Greenville, South Carolina a southern bell.

by Vernon Baker February 22, 2004

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Southern Belle Syndrome

The competition between two Southern belles to impress a native of the North.

Angela is a victim of Southern Belle Syndrome. She totally sabotaged me when I was introduced to that new transfer student from Columbia!!

by Missy. CC November 8, 2013


Southern Bell

Shaking legs side to side and letting your balls swing.

You ever ring the southern bell.

Ringing the southern bell on a hot day.

by QuakerJak001 May 20, 2024