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Soviet achievements and innovations were mostly based on espionage, copies/rip offs and forced labor as their initial space program turned out to be. The reason for this is that the atmosphere did not encourage creativity as commies tended to mediocre everyone and the system's bureaucratic rigidity et cetera. After such a waste of talent and brain drain, no one has to wonder about the backwardness of its today's successor, in practice it is still a developing country when taking into account its poor infrastructure, corruption, "justice system" and the share of exports of raw materials in GDP etc. and this current authoritarian regime does not improve the situation to say the least.
About the before mentioned space program; there were ca. 2,000 German rocketeers (engineers, scientists and mathematicians) as a forced labor on the Soviet space program from the end of the war till the late 1950s. Russkies recall eagerly about on the contribution of Wernher von Braun and partners to the US' space program, but for some reason they have a common amnesia in their very own case.
Let's forget rockets and the Sputnik in 1957 because much more significant achievement happened in 1969, the first toilet paper factory! The machines had been imported from the UK, albeit it took years to meet the need of the whole country - in fact, it appears to be still a chronic deficiency in public restrooms if someone daredevil has the courage to visit one.
- "Sputnik in 1957 was nothing compared to the one of the greatest Soviet achievements in 1969."
- "What was this achievement?"
- "The first toilet paper factory in the Soviet Union began production."
- "Oh, how about before that, did they all wipe their ass with a Pravda (Truth) newspaper or with an owl like tree huggers?"
- "Not all, some TovariΕ‘tΕ‘ Comrades had imported toilet paper available, you know, all assholes were equal, but some assholes were more equal than others." (slightly modified George Orwell quote from his 'Animal Farm')
2283π 52π
a. The attempt of spelling "Soviet Union" but incorrectly spells it "onion" making it a communist vegetable.
Is that the soviet onion?!...oh wait I meant union.
88π 2π
A place where doors open you.
Oh mother russia, its the soviet union!
230π 18π
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
609π 68π
The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.
In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you
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1. Soviet boobs is the phenomenon when a girls breasts have been slapped so much they turned red.
2. Soviet boobs can also mean that the boobies in question are public property. Abolish private property!
1. Joel! How could you do this to Marie?! You turned her boobs into Soviet boobs >:(
2. Slettenkameel has soviet boobs, everyone is allowed to touch them, she's cool with anything you do with them really.