Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

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Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

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Stephanie Spalding

If you are on LSD and you see a girl in the room and cannot determine whether she is real or not, this is a Stephanie Spalding. Even after tripping, Stephanie Spalding will show up in your life at random points and haunt you forever. Only the best LSD allows for Stephanie Spalding to happen.

"Hey is that girl in the corner real or not?"
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."

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Spalding

When you've become so angry at a game that you start to insulting the people around you.

Guy 1: dude relax bro it's just uno
Guy 2: NO DUDE I'M FUCKING SPALDING FUCK YOU!!!

Spalding

When someone is sped and balding, at the same time

Me: "Damm, Peap is spalding"

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin