rollinsify

The act of making cabbage.

Damnit, Eric, if you don't shut up I'm gonna rollinsify you.

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baliwood

Getting a hardon from chicks you see in Bali.

That balinese chick totally gave me some crazy baliwood.

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nipping

The act of going out and hanging with the nips (syn: nick's bitches), with the possibility of "mad sex"* following the going out.

*Nicolas Hasegawa, Quote

Nick, are we going nipping this weekend or what?

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resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

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Pussyrussia

An alternative name for the country/territory known as "Prussia."

"PRUSSIA, MORE LIKE PUSSY RUSSIA AM I RIGHT?!" -Fat Lames

"Yeah, that's hilarious abe, you can do that for anything that starts with P. Seriously, you're retarded. What about Paul? Pussy-aul?" - Me

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHATHATSFUNNY" - Fat Lames (I'm serious, he cracked up. he's a goddamn moron.)

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Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

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the girls formerly known as the nips

tgfkatn The girls who used to be called the nips, or nick's bitches. However, following Nick's overall lack of control and Hunter's "whoops told them they were nips" dialogue, they are now disbanded and known as the girls formerly known as the nips.

Also, nearly all (if not all) are bitter at Hunter. Forgive and forget, ladies.

"Nick, we should go do some archery this weekend." "With who?" "You know, that girl, the ni.... the girl formerly known as a nip."

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