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wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009


freeform weapon sparring

just once get your friends together and do this.
the act of sparring with wooden weapons that are not necessarily the same for each combatant.

Me: Short swords against a spear is kinda unfair...
Josh: Thats Freeform weapon sparring for ya'
Me: Dick..

by Tristan Wassem August 11, 2006

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Fitty From The Spar

A woman who is a fitty who waddles round stomping her feet like she's going to wet herself :D (From Wales)

Oh My God, look at that fitty from the spar

by Bob Dunno October 13, 2010

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Spar

Spar is like clart from the GLC, listen to them all theyre the bomb from Newport. The goldie lookin chain. Checkout all their old albums spar

Clart: Orit spar fancy a fat spliff wot i made
Spar: nah clart i got one of my own

by Step lupid April 6, 2021


sparring dummy

a person who does not fight back when necessary, the victim in an abusive relationship with their lover whom does not fight back

If you know your self-worth and value your life, you wouldn't be that man's sparring dummy.

by ShaSha13 May 5, 2017


Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.

Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.

by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015


I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022