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What you wear for swimming and being sexy.
You: Hey babe you like me in my *spanks ass* Speedos?
Her: Please Fuck me now
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Too short shorts. Such as the type ballers wore in the 60's and 70's. Sadly many men still wear too short shorts today. See Wal-Mart,K-Mart or Piggly-Wiggly for examples.
"Bro, did you see the dude playin ball in those speedos. I'se 'fraid he'de hang a nut"
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What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.
I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.
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A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.
Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.
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a type of men's bathing suit that resembles the shape of women's underwear. not exeptable to be worn anywhere except Europe, and not to be worn anywhere at all if you are overweight.
"hahaha, did you see that fat ass in a speedo?! man that was nasty."
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A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.
"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"
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A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.
Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”