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Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010


Splendid

BRAJ2PIA coming soon?

Wait, BRAJ2PIA coming soon? it’s hardly been a year since the last release! How splendid!

by Jrdnkllwy November 24, 2021


Splendid

My favorite character from happy tree friends

My favorite character from happy tree friends is splendid

by March 9, 2022


Splendid

Magnificent, Grand, Superb, Very Impressive, Excellent, Very good

Joe thought it was a splendid book.

by TheCreatorOfYou June 30, 2022