a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
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Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw
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When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco
"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"
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When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.
Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."
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Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.
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1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.
Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.
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