Spoot

Stupid;Dumb;Doesn't know what's goin on....

You stupid Spooting spootyheaded spoot head! You don't know anything!

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spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

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spoot

Originating in the March 6th 2008 SSC I Hate This Guild's SSC run. Canadian born Klezleburg's attempt at pronouncing the english word "Spout" as in "Water Spout".

Klezleburg: Becarefull of Lurkers Spoot!
Guild: Do you mean Spout?
Klezleburg: SPOOT! SPOOT!

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Spoot

Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.

Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).

R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.

As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.

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spooted

A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.

"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."

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spoot

noun -
~nickname for one you have affection for, especially a boyfriend or girlfriend
~used mostly by girls, but it is acceptable for a guy to call his girlfriend a spoot (it is suggested that he be sure she will not understand it with the older definition, which replaces cuss words)

Girl to boyfriend - "You are a crazy spoot ;)"

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spoot

Spoot is semen. Angry beavers are overly red, chafed vaginas. I've never heard of this show, but I know these words, and I have a feeling the creators of the show were putting us on with not-so-in-jokes.

Verb- Hot females make me spoot.
Noun- You got spoot all over the couch.

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