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1. The cellular phone company with the least amount of towers. If you aren't right on top of a big metropolitan area, there is no service. If you live in the suburbs, forget about getting a Sprint phone.
2. (ham radio) Switching to QRP (reduced transmitter power) when you've already got a RST of 103 or less (barely readable weak mediocre fidelity signal). Only a good thing when you're doing QRSS CW (slow speed morse code).
1. I enjoy going onto the roof of a 50 story building during a snowstorm to get service, therefore I chose Sprint.
2. The amateur radio shack got warm from the transmitter in 90 degree weather when he was working Timbuktu, so he decided to go Sprint even though the other guy had trouble copying him.
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To run like a member of the Fours, until you throw up, preferably...
Lloydy partook in some sprinting until he threw up... He was a marvellous partaker of the sprinting, was that Lloydy!... See him run!
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A pathetic, evil, piece of shit cell phone service, the worst in America. This company is extremely anti-competitive, and simply refuses to give up the monopolistic CDMA technology, even though every other company that made the mistake of choosing it is now giving it up.
Every carrier in the world, whether GSM, CDMA, IDEN or even AMPS, will be going LTE for the fourth generation, except Sprint, who chose the SIMless WiMAX technology, loosely based on CDMA, so they can remain anti-competitive.
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A company that bends the truth. Their customer service people both via phone and in their stores do not care, and half the time you will spend 3 hours on the phone/at the store to get a replacement phone when you have insurance on it.
Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.
Me: *after waiting in line at the Sprint Store for 2 hours despite the line consisting of 3 people and 4 employees being on duty*: Hey, my phone broke. Can you replace it? I have insurance.
Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.
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A form of running involving going very short distances in very small amounts of time. Sprinters are people who are athletic, but lack the balls to run farther then 400 meters at a time.
"The inside lanes are reserved for sprinting or doing something productive"
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The correct response to any statement or situation.
Man 1- I'm going to be late for work!
Man 2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I forget the answer to this question.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- There's a wall in front of me.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I'm giving birth.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- A shark bit off my legs!
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I have Verizon.
2- Then you SPRINT!
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