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A young boy with a high pitch voice and is slimy af. This phrase originated in the suburbs of Welton to name and shame the squeaky squid himself and ever since has been used across the world
OMG! That Luke Sanders is a right squeaky squid
When a man straps a dildo to his back during a threesome with two women. The women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. The man proceeds to place his penis in the woman in front of him and the dildo in the woman behind him. The then begins to piston in and out fucking both women simultaneously.
Man1: 'God my back is killing me'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'
After restraining someone put your ballsack in their mouth, face their feet and fart in their face.
“You’re a dickhead mate say that again and I’ll give you a Squeaky Chesney”
When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.
After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.
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1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.
2. a condom with questionable structual integrity
"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."
"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."
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A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.
According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."