squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

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squeeze

nitrous oxide injection into an automotive engine manifold for the purpose of increased horsepower.

He's got a two litre with squeeze.

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squeeze

to stroke the male genitalia while firmly grasping the shaft and hand-thrusting up and down repetitively until the squirt

David: Lemme see yo left hand
Tyler: I can't, I can't show you
David: Oh, you SQUEEZED tuh-day! Didn't chu

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Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

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Squeeze

noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.

Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on

Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.

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squeeze

Another term for marijuana, weed, reefer, commonly used down south Florida

Yo son, I got sum fire squeeze

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squeeze

Sexual intercourse. When a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina.

Rob and I squeeze all the time.
Jill and Bill squeeze seven times a day.

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