Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

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stalking

when no just isn't enough

inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

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stalking

How to show that you really love her

When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

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No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.

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stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

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Stalking

Look behind you

-from jimmy newtron the stalker

“Omg go away guy stalking me”

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no stalk

A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.

Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.

Refer to no homo

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