Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

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stalking

when no just isn't enough

inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

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stalking

How to show that you really love her

When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

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No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.

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Stalking

Look behind you

-from jimmy newtron the stalker

“Omg go away guy stalking me”

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no stalk

A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.

Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.

Refer to no homo

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stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

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