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He bangs a bitch that has a load of cock in her mouths
Serbia sucked my dick sucking cock
When a guy who does meth or and other sucks another man's dick for money.
Jerry doesn't have a job so he has to suck cock for rock in order to get enough money to by more drugs.
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"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
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A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.
Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
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If your name is Julian Quintero you are a person that loves male penis. Julian Quintero also loves to shove huge things in his tight asshole. He also claims that he has a big penis but in reality, has a very tiny one.
Julian Quintero Sucks cock is a homosexual that loves males and hairy balls.
When someone is being a complete idiot, just tell them GO SUCK A COCK
Annoying bastard: You are really ugly.
Me: Go suck a cock
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Mostly used by YourRage.
When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.
YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.