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cock summoner

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks

1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!

by 99888776665 March 31, 2009

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summon a persona

To commit suicide by a gunshot to the head. In reference to Persona 3, where the main characters use an Evoker (a gun-like device) to summon the titular Personas by pointing it at their head and firing, almost as if committing suicide.

“Yo, what the fuck happened? I heard John died.”

“Well, he tried to summon a Persona.”

by Some Dude Behind a monitor July 18, 2018

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summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

by Primaries101 November 17, 2022


anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 14, 2019


Summoning Eye

It is an item in Hypixel Skyblock that cost around 600k in-game coins. They usually drop when you kill an enderman named zealot. A special zealot often drops these.

A Summoning Eye just dropped from my Special Zealot.

by Justina the 5th May 12, 2020


Summon Cult

a cult that likes to play idv, watch anime, and has a lot of shit going in hehe thanks for reading

an: love, lOvE, LOVE SUMMON CULT
kelli: i do too
an: no not in that way
cece: shut up guys
brooklee : *seen*

by SUMMONCULT January 8, 2020


summoners war

Summoners War: Sky Arena, or simply Summmoners War, is a 3D RPG mobile game developed and published by Com2uS. It was released worldwide on both the iOS and Android platforms on June 12, 2014. It is currently available in 14 different languages, including English and most European and Asian languages.

The game is set in a fictional fantasy world inhabited by various kinds of monsters, and a group of humans known as Summoners who control these monsters to battle against one another, sometimes in sanctioned arena matches and other times for power and control. The gameplay focuses on the collection of these various monsters, with the object being to level and grow them in order to compete against other players, and complete various PvE challenges.

Summoners war is kawaii

by CanadianBaka June 15, 2017

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