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The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.
L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.
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Suri is the kindest person you’ll meet, a little shy at first but when you get to know her more she’ll warm up to you. She a real one when it comes to the homework answers and brings food. If you get injured though best believe home girl finna laugh at you. Don’t ever let go of a Suri
Suri is dummy thick
The female equivalent to a bastard or someone born out of wedlock. Named after the TomKat spawn.
She's a suri, but there are rumors that the parents may marry some day.
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The name of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby. Chosen by them because it means, "Red rose" in Persian.
Tori: That Tom Cruise is crazy! Kit: Katie Holmes is a douche! Rilex: That Suri is the anti-christ! But at least she has a pretty name.
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1. The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, She is smart but funny(not in an annoying way)
2.She will be the best person you will ever meet
"OMG I saw Suri she is like so hot"
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Sury - A Person who cannot stop masturbating and smears the jizz all over their face, screaming IM A BIG KID NOW!
Hey man, my 18 year old is a sury! *sad face*
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Suri is a goddess...she is has awesome dress game and she don’t play in the fucking bed... SHE GO HARD!! if you got a Suri then your name must be daeshawn because the daeshawn boys are usually in luv with her. And usually they succeed to be with a Suri because Suri’s like daeshawns too. Suris have AWESOME dress game too! So if you want a Suri and ur name isn’t daeshawn then my prayers go out to you.
Boy 1: yo dude do you have a girlfriend?!
Daeshawn: of course dude her name is suri!
Boy 1: damn dude you hit the jack pot
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