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The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.
A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.
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The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.
Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."
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When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.
I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.
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The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat
I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.
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The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
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Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.
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