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When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.
Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.
Jewish people who struggled for life from the time of Abraham, our Patriarch, thru slavery in Egypt, thru slaughter by the Crusaders, Forced conversion by the Spanish Inquisition and extermination by the Nazis and forced into Atheism by the Communists, rejected by both the Christians and the Moslems as being Sub-Human ("lower than Dogs"), who somehow have managed to survive it all. And this is just the minimal list of abuses heaped upon us. We got by trying to stay under the Radar of those who wished to exterminate us. After the distruction of our Holy temple, at the original Diaspora (year 8000BCE, approx) we were scattered all over what is currently known as the Middle East. In the middle ages our communities were split between Northern Europe including Russia, Ashkenazim, (German), & Sephardim, (Spanish) the coastal Mediterranean countries of Europe and Africa.
Sephardic settlers came with the 1st explorers (1492+/-) Many Ashkenazi Jew came in early 1800s. Syrians came after the Suez Canal was opened in the late 1800's. Rejected by Ashkenzic Jews as non- Jews. Called "Turks". We called Italians "I-T's", we called ourselves "SY'S" and the Ashkenazi "J-W's" or "J-Dubs" for short. It stands for Jewish. It was simply to recognize the difference in our language. Immigrants and the first gen. American speak in their Parent's tongue. Unlike the "Jeffersons" of TV fame the wealthy members of our community are to staying in the community to help others "Make it".
Today's children of Amercian born, "Syrian Jews" parents no longer speak the old language of the family. They will still use some of the slang like "SY" or "J-dub" or words like "Hakey" (talk) "G" (girl or girlfriend or female worker - depending on the conversation) "I-gay" (Guy or man) Mostly to communicate their membership in the community. Intermarriage within the greater Jewish world is more common than not as many of the Jewish community schools have a diverse student body and our children grow up as part or the greater Jewish world.
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When a girl is alone with you in a room ready to have intercourse and the only person you end up fucking is yourself because you're Syrian.
Swedish Girl <laying in bed>: Can I spend the night here tonight
Syrian: No, I'm playing Gears of War and you're distracting me... Seriously.
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While trying to seduce a Russian girl you're really attracted to who is drunk.
Syrian: "Drinking is bad... Let's discuss religion and saving sex for marriage"
Man this chick kept trying to ride buddy's nuts but all they ended up having was Syrian sex. I wish he grew a pair and hit that shit already.
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When a woman takes a shit upside down and the shit lines the crack of her ass. And you fuck her using her shit as lube and then you paint each other's faces like deadpool with the shit
Bro I totally gave that slut a Syrian mudboat.
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Stereotypically Incredibly beautiful women who are able to charm anyone , Putting them instantly under their spell. They have the most attractive eyes which are used as a form of seduction
She used her Syrian Charm to have that guy wrapped around her finger.
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When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.
Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.
"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".