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When a man is having a threesome with two women, one is on her period and the other has enormous breasts. The man is tittyfucking the big breasted one while she is eating out the one on her period. The man then ejaculates into the womans cleavage leaving a load of semen and the other woman rubs her vagina over her cleavage leaving chunky period blood. The man takes a huge shit in her cleavage and drops some armpit hair on top. This poor woman who has been given a Tampa Bay Taco will stink of shit, sweat, and menustral period for the next few days
Dave: Bro, what the fuck is that smell?
Pete: Oh it's Christine, me and Isabel gave that bitch a Tampa Bay Taco last night
Dave: What the fuck is that?!
Pete: Well I blew a load, shit and.....
Dave: That's disgusting, please stop
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NHL Team, 2020 Stanley Cup Champions. They have Brayden Point and Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman
Bro did you see how Tampa Bay Lightning did in the finals?
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A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.
Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.
Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.
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When lying in bed masturbating, you attempt to hit the ceiling fan which is on full speed with your hot load. If you are able to hit the fan, you are rewarded with the semen shower.
Dan came up short for weeks, but was finally able soak himself with the tampa bay spot shower.
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(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.
Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.
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While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
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A baseball franchise that continues to struggle despite bringing in Lou Piniella to manage the team for three seasons. For some reason professional franchises in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area have a difficult time setting a precedent for winning (e.g. Buccaneers and Lightning). Although this appears to be the case, both the Buccaneers and the Lightning won championships. The Devil Rays have the lowest payroll and will continue to have a difficult time winning on account of this as well as the management being ideal about the future. The Devil Rays will surpass the Kansas City Royals and Pittsburgh Pirates in the next few seasons, and could put together 70 wins depending on how well the youth progresses and whether or not an identity is established. Mind you the Devil Rays do play in one of the more difficult divisions. They were never blessed with much luck initially.
I really like the new Tampa Bay Devil Rays look, but I am not sure if they can pull together a .500 season. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens...
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