anti-tautological

The assertion that something is its own negation.

Giulani said that truth isn't truth (then what the fuck is it?). It's an anti-tautological statement..

The Cosby Tautology

Cosby drugged you or Cosby didn't drug you. Either way your ass hurts and your underwear are on backward for some reason.

or

Cosby will absolutely drug you...

Don't accept that drink man... that man has the Cosby tautology in his eyes.