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The word "tax" is a Lower Northeast Philadelphia (Roosevelt) slang word that means the following.
1. To engage in sexual intercourse, the act of fornicating.
2. To have a strong liking for something, someone or anything. A ringing endorsement.
Yo, I taxed that party last night.=That party was a great time.
Yo, I taxed that jawn last night.=You either had sex with a woman (jawn), or you really enjoyed something you did last night (jawn)
I tax Johnny.= Johnny is cool as shit.
I tax Veronica.=I have sex with a girl named Veronica.
I taxed that cheesesteak.=That was a good ass cheesesteak
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What makes you go from being rich to poor
who doesn't hate paying those fucking things?
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Money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their INCOME. This means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. Taxes are NOT collected on WEALTH, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.
Therein lies the explanation why pollutocrats like John Kerry, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Kennedy, who have millions of dollars, want to raise taxes. They have great wealth but not-so-great incomes, so they pay very low taxes. It's YOUR ass they want to tax.
This also explains why higher taxes are the liberal's favorite solution to every problem. Higher taxes cost him nothing, but the entitlements they pay for buy votes from members of the entitled groups. This explains why black folks like to vote for John Kerry. You didn't think they like his face, did you?
Note a fundamental truth of the universe: Corporations do NOT pay taxes. Never have. Never will. They merely collect taxes and pass them on to the government. If the government slaps a high tax on corporations, the corporations merely raise the prices of the goods they sell, and pass the cost along to the consumer.
Hillary Clinton lay in bed, momentarily troubled because she could not think of a new way to raise taxes.
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Hey, I just taxed John's wallet and he didn't even notice!
Man, I was gone for a second and someoned taxed my calculator!
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A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.
John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.
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Tax means steal / nick
it originated from
"the tax man"
after all he is the biggest thief of them all
The word came about because the goverment make most of the population live in poverty and take all there money leaving most people barely enough to survive on,
some decide to become criminals rather than live in poverty because they cant afford things due to tax causing high prices. All the goverment do for us is think of new taxes to bum from the people as a result people hate the goverment and taxes because they have to live in poverty and the goverment is seen as a thief so the word tax mostly replaced the words steal, nick, rob, thive, because everyone knows the tax man is a robbing bastid who only thinks of his own kind and what the fat cats can get, to them we are nothing more than worker ants
im going to tax that guys cash back in a sec
where'd you get that from
"oh i just taxed it from some old lady"
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Every year you gotta take it up the butt from your government and pay them to do their job. <_<
Government: *takes money*
Me: NOOO!
Government: It's called taxes bitch!
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