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it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.
"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."
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Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.
Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"
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A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.
Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.
"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"
Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.
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1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.
2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".
3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.
What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.
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Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.
The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote
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when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy
ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.
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