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Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).
Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.
it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.
"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."
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Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.
Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"
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A handjob given by someone whilst crying.
Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.
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To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.
I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.
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Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.
The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote
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when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy
ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.
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