Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

Ripping a tendon

It is a euphemism for masturbation

"Ripping a tendon with the boys"

Past Tense: Ripped a tendon
Future Tense: Rip a tendon
Present Tense Ripping a tendon

Codie: Hey Larry, dont come in my room for the next 20 minutes ,I'm doing schoolwork

Larry: As if, it's summer. Are you ripping a tendon

Codie: yes..

Larry: Can I Join?

achilles tendon

newly renamed by the HBB (Human Body Board....duh)
now known as the TICT, or Tomato Ice Cream Tendon

Kristin: Ok, since I'm Sonic, and you are Hot Fudge, what is Julia?
Sandra: She should be something like...Ice Cream!
Julia: Yeah but I'm so sunburned! Its more like....Tomato Ice Cream!

Sandra: WTF is it called the Achilles Tendon??
Kristin: I dont know. It should have a cooler name!
Sandra: Like....the Tomato Ice Cream Tendon!!!!
Kristin: YES! The TICT!!

Two tendons stick together

Cantonese slang, meaning crazy.

You know Sam? He's really two tendons stick together