Ripping a tendon

It is a euphemism for masturbation

"Ripping a tendon with the boys"

Past Tense: Ripped a tendon
Future Tense: Rip a tendon
Present Tense Ripping a tendon

Codie: Hey Larry, dont come in my room for the next 20 minutes ,I'm doing schoolwork

Larry: As if, it's summer. Are you ripping a tendon

Codie: yes..

Larry: Can I Join?

Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football

Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon

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Two tendons stick together

Cantonese slang, meaning crazy.

You know Sam? He's really two tendons stick together