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Somebody BORN in texas. Im sorry but you have to be born here to call yourself a texan.
Me: Im a Texan.
Guy: So am I.
Me: What part you from?
Guy: Ohio.
Me: Your not a Texan.
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Hah i added the letter s on to texan so i get my own definition.
Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.
Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.
And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.
Texan+s=Texans.....words to take up space
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A person who likes to make too much noise in a bar.
We were having a good time until her friends went Texan on us and we got kicked out.
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The most proud, obnoxious people ever known in the U.S. They're motto is: "Bigger is Better", though what they gain in quantity, they lack in quality. They are always the first to become offended at any discussion that doesn't involve the state's "majesty." They claim to be patriotic, but it never fails that their first line of defense is always, "we are the only state that can secede from the union" or "We can fly our flag equal to the American"
The above description does not implicate every person who lives in Texas. Everyone else are not Texans, but are Americans.
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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a term used to describe your texan origin
"be proud of your texanity"
1. To take an existing word and mangle or mispronounce it.
2. To make up a word and display a limited understanding of nearly everything.
Texanize: "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you... fool me, can't get fooled again!"
- Gee Dub
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