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: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.
I gave your mom a Texas Chili Bowl last night.
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Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.
(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.
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When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.
Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
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The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
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The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.
Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
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when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .
i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.
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When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"
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