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Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"
The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.
(This is a complete joke oopsie)
Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
Scrumptious snacks that are appetizing
I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!
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A young human. What did you expect, me to diss them for acting their age? Of course not, that's ageist and disrespectful. All they are is our offspring. Dont like em? To bad, ya had sex which is only done for reproduction. So be a help to society and teach your children how to be productive members of society. Cuz its your fault if they grow up being spoiled brats who are dependent on you.
Its hilarious watching Bob's children play
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Things that suck you of life, and sponge up all your money.
Children, and why you shouldn't have them:
Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?
Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.
Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?
Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.
Lisa: Oh...
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(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)
Jared likes his Children small and helpless.
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